You're banned for lying.

You are banned because you are a snail and snails are escargot so I didn't lie so hah. =P

You're banned for sucking.

You're not banned.

ur band 4 sk8ing lol

you're banned because you were banned, then you came back, then you were banned again.

You're banned because quantum theory posseses me to ban you for some reason that involves a television, a train, and possibly a few heath bars.

you're banned because you have the biggest signature i've ever seen.

You are banned because your signature is big.

you're banned because you haven't got a signature at all.